I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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