The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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