After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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