Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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