If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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