quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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