fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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