yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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