question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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