I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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