I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Randomize
