okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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