Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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