laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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