that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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