I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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