remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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