You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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