Sry I called you an 8
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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