I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Mom said you looked used
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
