i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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