I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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