I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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