so explain again why im purple
no
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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