seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Randomize
