we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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