Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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