Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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