Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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