we have officially lost it.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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