I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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