Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Randomize
