Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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