He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
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