brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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