Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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