Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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