I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
even my farts smell like vagina
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
my liver is dry heaving
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
