why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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