I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
