Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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