apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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