Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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