Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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