Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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