Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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