he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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