I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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