i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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