I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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